8. I Hate Baths!

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This image serves as just one more illustration of how much cats detest water—there are plenty more on the Internet. Cats detest water because their fur is unpleasant when wet and is difficult to dry. Cats with wet fur are less agile because it sags and is heavy.

I Detest Baths (imgur)
Depending on the breed, our picky pets may require bathing, but they will argue with you about it. This cat appears to have lost the bath battle, as though having to wash himself was equivalent to landing a major role in an actual horror film.