5. Butler for Pets

What It Does: Makes Your Canine a Worker
The price is $8.90.
This product is for you if you’ve ever been annoyed that you put in a lot of overtime to support your dog, yet they get to sleep all day and you don’t have to pay rent. Theoretically, your dog could go around providing food with the “Pet Butler,” a vest and serving tray set.

Pet Butler is on Pinterest and @signalscatalog.
In all honesty, we’re confident that a dog would never carry food on its back without making an attempt to consume it. Even though it isn’t particularly useful, this product is inexpensive enough to be worth buying and would make a terrific gag present.