3.Going For That Extra-Terrestrial Man-Eating-Plant Look

Man is wild; nature is not. Regretfully, this person’s style is also poor. Though we’re not sure what she intended with this one, we know it makes us feel rather awkward. The ensemble seems to be trying to combine sci-fi horror with avant-garde fashion, producing something more perplexing than cutting edge. Unbelievably difficult to overlook, the hairy, spherical appendage fastened to the clothing produces an uncomfortable picture. Someone decided to create wearable art out of too many B-grade alien invasion movies after seeing them too often. Though we’re not sure what the hairy, circular object is, it appears somewhat R-Rated. All we can say is that we hope she didn’t show up for her family get-together wearing this dress. Her parents would have gone insane, not in a nice manner. That item on her back most certainly seems to have come directly from a horror movie. It resembles something like a man-eating extraterrestrial plant or another such. It’s horrible, not in the fashionably edgy manner some designers aim for, but in a “please keep that at least ten feet away from me at all times” type of manner.
