8. Cunning
Est. Cost: $10–$15* What transpired was a mishandled reproduction of the recipe.
To be fair, it appears that the formula at the top—which was, we assume, the intended outcome—was difficult from the start. Under a blanket of cooked eggs is a sweet, sleeping rice teddy bear.
He even has an extra pillow in the form of a folded slice of cheese. For whatever reason, the maker of the bottom image attempted to replicate the recipe with a stalk of broccoli, resulting in this demon of sleep paralysis that would devour the teddy bear in the top image.