7. The Choo Choo

Estimated Cost: $15–$30* What Occurred: The train appears to be malevolent.
This demonic choo-choo train, which resembles Thomas but is evil instead, is something Stephen King would be proud of. It’s possible that the maker was attempting to create a baked train for a child’s birthday celebration, but this creation looks incredibly evil.
Choo Choo
It appears to despise children and is headed straight for hell as it leaves the birthday celebration. The sweets on this list seem too sinister to eat, which is a recurring theme with many of the unsuccessful baked products (more so than the culinary ones).
8. Cunning

Est. Cost: $10–$15* What transpired was a mishandled reproduction of the recipe.
To be fair, it appears that the formula at the top—which was, we assume, the intended outcome—was difficult from the start. Under a blanket of cooked eggs is a sweet, sleeping rice teddy bear.
He even has an extra pillow in the form of a folded slice of cheese. For whatever reason, the maker of the bottom image attempted to replicate the recipe with a stalk of broccoli, resulting in this demon of sleep paralysis that would devour the teddy bear in the top image.
