12. “Some French fries that my sister made”
Estimated Cost: $1,000–$5,000 to repair the house’s damage, most likely
What transpired was a disastrous attempt at French fries.
Although the caption for this photo suggests that it was taken after a natural disaster, it actually shows that the person’s sister was simply “making French fries.” We have no idea how you accomplish this by preparing French fries.
“My Sister Made Some French Fries”
The directions are on the back of the packaging, right? Was it 1,000 degrees inside the oven? This brings to mind the films you see online of individuals submerging frozen turkeys in boiling oil, setting off an explosion that destroys a house’s side.