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In the wonderful modern age that we live in, there are tons of inventions out there that are designed to make our lives easier. From simple products we pick up at Costco to state-of-the-art gadgets, we’re always looking out for the next big thing… Even when it comes to our pets. However, sometimes these inventions make us just scratch our heads wondering, how did someone get this into production?
Whether you’re an avid dog lover or an obedient servant to a cat, there are some very entertaining products out there that may have passed you by. From kitty wine to dog nail polishes, the world of pet products is rapidly changing to include some truly over-the-top items.

1. “iFetch” Fetch Machine

What It Does: Throws the ball
What It Costs: $200*
It’s not always easy throwing the ball constantly for your dog. As much as we love to see them run, we also don’t want to end up with arthritis or a repetitive strain injury because Fido wants to play fetch for 10 hours a day. That’s where the iFetch comes in.

“iFetch” Fetch Machine @The Grommet / Pinterest
At $200 it’s not exactly the cheapest product we’ve looked at, but it does keep the pups happy. Just load it up with tennis balls from Dick’s and away you go. It’s also rechargeable so you don’t have to worry about stray wires.

2. DJ Cat Scratching Pad

What It Does: Turns your cat into a superstar DJ
What It Costs: $35*
We’ve all seen the standard cardboard scratch mats at Target in the pet aisle, but what if our kitties want more from life than the ordinary? Turn your cat into the next superstar DJ by setting them up with a DJ Cat Scratching Pad from Uncommon Goods.

DJ Cat Scratching Pad @Tula Jeng / Whorange / Pinterest
At $35 it’s more of an investment in their future than a simple scratching toy. Yes, it’s just a scratch pad and not the real thing, but with stickers like “I Love Tuna” and “Run D.O.G.,” it’s a non-negotiable purchase that will make your cat the coolest kitten around.

3. Car Safety Zipline

What It Does: Restraint for the car
What It Costs: $22*
If your dog keeps trying to get into the driver’s seat and steer your Ford for you, then it can be a seriously problematic situation. You can buy all sorts of different harnesses to strap a pooch into the backseat, but if they like to move around, what about a car safety zipline?

Car Safety @Zipline Kurgo Dog Travel / Pinterest
The Kurgo Leash and Zipline Dog Vehicle Restraint is $22 at Amazon, but it’s worth every last dime. The bungee-like material straps from one side of the car to the other, allowing the harness to be clipped on. That way, the pup can roam in the backseat without hindering the driver.

4. Ice Cream For Dogs

What It Does: Frozen dessert for canines
What It Costs: $8.99*
The average American consumes over 23 pounds of ice cream per year. Given half the chance, dogs would probably consume at least triple that. Doggy ice cream is on the up and up, thanks to brands like Puppy Scoops that deliver the goods with their maple bacon-flavored product.

Ice Cream For Dogs @MarshfieldFarmIceCream / Facebook.com
At $8.99 for 5.25 ounces, it’s not exactly cheap. However, isn’t it worth it to see that tail wagging to and fro like Christmas has come early? Maple bacon ice cream might not sound all that appealing to us, but to dogs it’s the best thing since sliced ham.

5. Cat Sunglasses

What It Does: Protects cat eyes
What It Costs: $7.98*
Have you ever caught yourself looking at your cat basking in the shade and worrying about their teeny little eyes? After all, UV rays can be harmful. Luckily for us conscientious feline owners, there’s a product for this predicament, too. Enter cat sunglasses that take your cat from cute to John Lennon in a hot second.

Cat Sunglasses @spooks 8D / Pinterest
You can get your furry friend a pair of these from Amazon for just $7.98. Surely it’s only a matter of time before they’re mass-marketed and picked up by Ralph Lauren? You heard it here first.

6. Dog Nail Polish

What It Does: A manicure for your pet
What It Costs: $13*
Some people shell out a pretty penny to make sure their nails are perfectly polished and preened, but has anyone ever spared a thought for our dogs? They might want to look their best on their morning stroll, too. Now they can, with a specially formulated nail polish made by Winston Dog.

Dog Nail Polish ©BY-_-BY / Shutterstock
For just $13, the luckiest pooches in all the land can have shocking pink nails. It might not be everyone’s bag and don’t expect it to be available in Walgreens anytime soon, but isn’t it amazing how far pet products have come?

7. Bacon Flavored Bubble Machine

What It Does: Shoots bacon-scented bubbles at your dog
What It Costs: $14.95*
Have you been wondering what you can get your dog for Christmas that isn’t the usual chew toy or leftover turkey combo? Look no further. Amazon has you covered with Bubbletastic Dog Bubbles. It’s 8 ounces of bacon-flavored bubble solution that isn’t harmful and tastes like Sunday morning heaven.

Bubbletastic Dog Bacon Bubble Machine @Bri/Pinterest
The seller recommends purchasing the Bubbletastic Bubble Machine for the full effect, but they’re just as good by themselves. The only downside? You might be tempted to get on all fours and chase the bubbles around the yard yourself, which could attract some strange looks from the neighbors.

8. Dog Cologne

What It Does: Makes dogs smell better
What It Costs: $10.99*
If there’s one thing we don’t always love about dogs, it’s how they smell. We all have our off days, but doggos in particular, don’t smell like they’ve rolled straight out of Bed, Bath, and Beyond. Giving them a bath is a start, but there’s also handy doggy cologne like this Anchol version.

Dog Cologne @GoodDogs/Pinterest
You can buy Anchol’s Puppy Cologne on Amazon for just $10.99 which isn’t bad when you consider it’s used sparingly. There are many different types, including the tried and tested favorite, Old Spice for the distinguished four-legged chap that wants to make an impression.

9. Chewy Vuitton “Purse”

What It Does: Keeps your dog fashionable and entertained
What It Costs: $15.38*
Dog chew toys are known for being many things, but fashionable isn’t really one of them. That’s what makes this adorable plush purse top of the line. Dubbed Chewy Vuitton by an unknown person with an eye for puns and marketing, the Dog Diggin Designs Runway Pup Collection piece is just $15.38.

Chewy Vuitton “Purse” @Brendacuret / Twitter.com
It might seem like a lot for one singular toy, but can you really put a price on looking this good? Plus, if you squint hard enough you might even mistake it for the real thing. Isn’t that what matters most?

10. Dog Treadmill

What It Does: Walks your dog for you
What It Costs: $469*
Let’s face it, we may not all be as busy as Berkshire Hathaway’s Warren Buffett, but we’ve still got busy, modern lives to lead. That being said, walking the dog can be a little bit exhausting at the end of a long day. Luckily, there’s a product for that.

Dog training ©PRESSLAB/Shutterstock
You can buy a doggy treadmill from Valleyvet.com for just $469 plus shipping. According to the website, “Every day is the perfect day for exercise when you are indoors. No issues with rain, sleet, snow, or bad weather.” Skeptics might be a little bit dubious, but you can’t say it isn’t a stroke of genius.

11. Lion Mane Costume

What It Does: Turns your pet into a lion
What It Costs: $12.99*
Us humans love Disney’s The Lion King so much, wouldn’t it be rude not to turn our four-legged friends into our very own Simba? If you’ve ever hoisted your furry friend above your head like the animated lion cub, then make them the future leader of the pack by buying them a faux mane for just $12.99.

Lion Mane Costume @ILoveMyCatToo / @Milanoo / Pinterest
Goodbye Mr. Riddles, hello King of Africa. Suitable for both cats and dogs, no animal is left behind with this truly ingenious product that doesn’t break the bank. Is it frivolous and unnecessary? Yes. Do we need it? Absolutely.

12. Fast Food Chew Toys

What It Does: Chew toy for dogs
What It Costs: $49.90*
You can buy dog toys in all major grocery stores, from Walmart to Kroger, but do they sell an entire fast-food buffet for your pooch? Chewy.com does. The P.L.A.Y. Pet Lifestyle and You American Classic Food Set contains everything your dog needs to have a squeaky feast.

Fast Food Chew Toys ©aliexpress.com | ©Dora Zett / Shutterstock
Including fries, a hot dog, a burger, a milkshake, and a fried chicken leg, this set looks adorable while also keeping man’s best friend entertained for hours. The only downside is that they don’t do a human-sized equivalent.

13. Bubble Window For Dogs

What It Does: Window for pets
What It Costs: $59.99*
You can buy all sorts of incredible products on Amazon which is why Jeff Bezos is one of the richest cats around (pun intended). High up on that list of must-have essentials is the Pet Love Fence Bubble Window, available to purchase for the bargain price of $59.99 for two.

Bubble Window For Dogs @KapoClothing / Twitter.com
The dome-shaped shape allows your dogs and cats to get a good look at what’s going on next door, or across the street. Tired of them barking because they can’t see what they hear? Get out the circular saw and put in one of these bad boys.

14. Urine Flashlight

What It Does: Highlights accidents
What It Costs: $16.99*
Whether you’re the proud owner of a brand new puppy or greying older hound, there’s one thing dog owners everywhere dread: a toilet faux pas. No matter how much we train our doggies to do their business outside, sometimes they just can’t hold it. Usually, you smell it before you find it, so it can take a little bit of hunting.

Urine Flashlight @Chen Fengmei / Facebook.com
That’s where Taotronics Pet Blacklight Flashlight comes in. Put the goggles on, turn the flashlight on, then shine that light. You’ll find the spot in no time, allowing you to clean it up without constantly wondering if you missed a spot.

15. Meowsling “Cat Wine”

What It Does: Lets your cat join in on Happy Hour
What It Costs: $35*
Most of us enjoy a little tipple on the weekends, but if you don’t want your kitty to feel left out, then Meowsling might be the product you’re looking for. The non-alcoholic beverage is made from filtered water and catnip, salmon oil, and turmeric. It might sound gross to us, but to them it’s the cat’s meow.

Meowsling Cat Wine” @becky / Pinterest
What’s more, it comes in an adorable little bottle that matches up perfectly with our human-sized wine. At $35 a bottle, it’s not cheap, but kitties go crazy for a taste of the good stuff. You might have to put them to bed after, but hey – we’ve all been there.