6. Cat Hats Made of Tin Foil
What Happens: Keeps your feline safe from governmental authority
The Price: $6.99
Available from Perpetual Kid, this tin foil cat cap will protect your pet against RFID, government mind control, electromagnetic and gamma radiation, dog assassins, and any other potential threats. This foil helmet might be a good idea if you’ve seen your cat watching a lot of YouTube conspiracy theory videos.
Cats’ Tin Foil Hats @perpetualkid/Pinterest
It’s conceivable that your cat will become the next target if the government is unable to reach you. Your cat is always aware of you, and malicious brain control can easily be confused with your typical cat apathy.
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