Everyone’s been caught wearing a few outfits they were not too proud of. It just happens – you wear something you think is very stylish, only for you to realize you looked like a total wardrobe catastrophe in hindsight, committing a horrible crime against fashion. Thankfully, when this happens in the real world, most people are kind enough to never mention it again. Not us though. Scroll through to witness some of the most appalling dresses ever posted on the web!

The World Is Your Oyster. And Your Wardrobe, Apparently

A lot of people can get a bit lost for choice when it comes to their clothing. This makes sense given just how much there is to choose from; you could pretty much anything from anywhere in the world these days. That’s way too much choice! Thankfully, this lady here came up with a neat solution – why not just wear the entire world as a dress? Good thinking, lady.

We do also wonder what kind of map this is – going by the special markings and lines on the skirt, this seems like some kind of weather report or something like that. Strange.

Why Is It Making That Face?

So there are pretty much two things we would like to address when it comes to this piece of clothing right here – the first would be just how much those zippers and highlighted pieces of cloth look like a cute, kawaii emoticon, which is kind of weird. What’s even weirder, however, is the fact that this item of clothing has zippers exactly where the wearer’s breast area would be were the shirt to be worn.

That just makes us say: What? Why? Why would anybody design such an article of clothing? Who would possibly want to wear that? Nothing is adding up anymore these days.

What Kind of Black Magic Is At Work Here?

What? What the heck is going on here? Where did the hands go? Why are there two huge oval holes in the middle of the dress? We don’t get it – the topology of this piece of clothing has us absolutely flabbergasted and discombobulated. Did they conjoin the ends of the sleeves with the base of the dress? Is that what is going on here? We demand an explanation now!

Whatever they did to this dress, it looks freaky as hell, and it’s giving off a strong witchcraft vibe, which we’re all for. Go on sister, cast your freaky black magic.

The Deconstructed Flamingo Look – A Timeless Classic

We’re not sure what possessed the person who designed this dress and what exactly they were going for when they made it, but it’s safe to say that they missed their mark. At least, that’s what it looks like. Maybe this is the dress designer’s take on what a deconstructed flamingo would look like. If that’s the case, then we were wrong – they definitely hit it out of the park with this one.

The only quesition is – why would that be the case? Why would somebody purposefully design a dress to look like an abstract flamingo? To that we say – we have no idea.

Checkmate

We heard dressing like a chessboard is making a comeback this year and we’re all for it. We love chess. It’s definitely an underrated hobby. But maybe, on second thought, dressing up like a chessboard won’t do a lot of good for the game itself. Having a bunch of people cosplaying as chessboards just doesn’t seem like good P.R. It would probably scare new away new players, to be honest.

But wait, we’ve got to comment on the actual outfit instead of just talking about chess. It looks as though somebody just randomly tied a few kitchen towels together and knit them into a dress. Strange.

Part Blanket, Part Towel, Part Dress

This is definitely the ultimate dress for those times when you’ve just come out of the shower and you don’t know if you’re in the mood to go out or just call it a day and hit the hay. This dress was made both for sleeping in and for walking around the city. The top part screams “Take me to a bar” yet the bottom part says “Tuck me in.”

And finally, it also kind of looks like a towel. We’ll be the first to admit that although we don’t really “get” this dress, we’ve never really seen anything quite like it.

This One’s Actually Pretty Fire

Okay, we cannot tell a lie. This outfit is actually fire. It goes hard. Just look at it. It looks like something out of a retro sci-fi flick, but in a good way, not in a nerdy, no-budget Star Trek episode kind of way. We’re not saying that anyone would be able to pull it off or that it would suit every single type of event, but there’s definitely a time and place to wear this bad boy.

The way that classic Adidas jumper was knitted onto the white dress is masterful. That’s all. We have only good things to say about this dress, and with good reason.

No, You Don’t Have X-Ray Vision. That’s Just the Dress

No, you weren’t bitten by a radioactive spider; you also did not fall on your head and accidentally activate superhuman abilities. You didn’t gain any superhero powers – that’s just the way this dress was designed. It’s a strange decision, to design a dress that is partly see-through. Especially when the see-through part is the exact part you’d rather people would not see through, and yet this thing exists and someone probably purchased it.

That just goes to show you how much we understand fashion, which, in all honesty, we don’t. We don’t get fashion. That’s what this dress has made painfully clear to us.

The Return of the God Forsaken Jeans Dress (Jress)

Just when we thought we were safe, the abominable jeans dress (otherwise known as the Jress) caught up to us yet again. Is there no getting away from this unfashii=onable nightmare? Will we ever be free from that horrible piece of clothing? This jeans dress is even worse than most jresses given that it has those stylistic tears and holes that jeans often do. That’s just taking it too far, Cardi B.

We have no idea how she’s keeping up a straight face while wearing that. No offense, of course. We’re big fans of her music. It’s just this dress that’s bugging us.

Yeah, We Should Be Covering Our Eyes Too

They say that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, so when the beholder starts closing his eyes you better believe that whatever’s lying there before him isn’t very pretty. We’re not sure what kind of unfashionable demon possessed this lady and made her wear this dress, but we can definitely see her resisting the only way she knows how – by not having to look at the very dress she’s wearing.

Okay, we’re joking. The dress really isn’t that bad compared to some of the others on this list, but still, we wouldn’t be caught in public wearing that. We’d close our eyes, too.