10. When One Blanket Isn’t Enough
This woman felt she needed another blanket, as if one big dinosaur of a dog was insufficient. Really, under all that weight, how is she breathing? That weights at least three hundred pounds pure dog. We’re not sure we could consume that much dog without our bodies collapsing under its weight. You wouldn’t want to meddle with one woman like her. She has strong friends. Her fuzzy buddies’ sheer weight produces a warm but overpowering environment that makes her feel as though she is surrounded by a fortress of fluff and affection. One of the advantages of having a massive, really hideous dog is undoubtedly this. People will not mess about with you. And should they, simply get another one. That’s going to work. Unmatched in comfort and warmth, these gentle giants turn any environment into a secure refuge of devotion. It reminds us that sometimes the best defence is unqualified love and that nothing quite like curling up with your enormous dog friends after a hard day.
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