If there’s one thing that we can all agree on is that people tend to love dogs. We’re not sure what it is about our furry friends that make us feel so strongly for them, but you can’t deny that dogs and people have a special kind of bond. We do, however, tend to love some dogs more than others. We specifically love huge dogs the most. That’s exactly why we made this article featuring the biggest and the best of boys out there on the internet. Scroll through to check out these canine titans!

This Cute Guy Is Living the American Dream

The white picket fence? The colorful garden? There is no doubt about it: this adorable dog is living the archetypical 1950s American dream. Someone should tell him that’s it all downhill from here. Or, you know what? Maybe we shouldn’t tell him. Maybe we should let this huge fella just live his peaceful life in his dream home. He’s just too cute for us to let him down. Way too cute.

A lot of people tend to get scared whenever they see a large dog, but this dog is just so inviting and friendly. Look at his eyes! They’re so welcoming!

When You Fall Asleep on Your Partner

There’s nothing cozier than the feeling of drifting off while leaning on your partner. What some people don’t fully understand is the other side of this situation; being the person who gets slept on is just as fun as being the one to snooze off. That is, in our estimation, exactly what this photograph is showcasing. Look at that dog, he seems so genuinely and immeasurably happy! He knows what’s up.

Seriously, we’re not sure we’ve ever seen a dog so happy. Look at his eyes, they’re practically beaming with excitement and wholesome emotions. We wish we were this happy.

Medieval Balls Were Totally Like This

We’re not sure if this is because we know absolutely nothing about the medieval times (or generally anything about history at all), but this is totally what we imagine all those medieval balls were like. You know, those posh dance parties that all esteemed and respected members of feudal society would take part in. We’re not sure why this photograph reminds us of that, maybe it’s just how regal and royal that dog looks.

This, by the way, isn’t only due to his precious, luxurious white fur; it’s also about the way this dog carries himself. Everything about him screams royalty. No doubt about it.

When Your Partner Wants to Make Up But You’re Still Upset

We’re not quite sure what this owner did to his dog, but we are certain that that dog is not over it. Whatever it was. This really does look way too much like a couple trying to make up after an argument in which things that shouldn’t have been said were said and feelings were hurt. This is just the kind of picture that gives off domestic trouble vibes. Truly artsy.

We wish these two a swift and graceful recovery. Sometimes, these fights are for the best. It’s all about what happens after these arguments; these two need to communicate better!

When You’re Scouring Your Grandma’s House for Candy

We’ve all gone on a treasure hunt at our grandparents’ house in search of the most precious treasure known to man: candy. That is, at least, how we felt when we were but kids. There was nothing more valuable than the taste of sweet, sweet candy, and grandma always seemed to have an infinite supply of the good stuff. That said, finding the supply source was easier said than done.

There were so many ways to get lost; so many tall cupboards; so many decoy cookie boxes that actually had random items inside them. But, in the end, we prevailed.

When You Have Two Left Feet But Someone Makes You Dance

Anybody who wouldn’t be able to dance to save his own life knows exactly how this feels. Some people just weren’t made for dancing, but that doesn’t stop other people from forcing them to embarrass themselves by trying anyways. Thankfully, those people usually come to their senses after they realize what a mistake they’ve made and apologized for applying peer pressure into making you embarrass yourself heavily. Apology accepted, we guess.

This dog just kind of looks like the way someone who can’t dance feels whenever he’s dancing. We know the feeling all too well, unfortunately. We’ve been there. We’ve done that.

Survival Tip #4: Blend Into the Environment

This huge dog has learned a lesson or two from the chameleons. Either that or he has undergone some basic camouflage training, because he totally has mastered the art of blending into the environment, which, given just how big this dog is, is quite impressive. We should be sending this boy into enemy territories to gather intel and build the bad guys, or whatever spies do. He’s just that good.

But before we do that, we’re going to have to give this guy a spy name. We’ll call him, Agent Woofers because, well, he’s a dog. Best of luck, Agent Woofers.

Riding the Train Home on the Way From A Party Is Like:

We’ve definitely had this experience once or twice or perhaps even maybe twenty times or so. Picture this: you’re taking the train home from a party. You’re completely wasted, and you feel as though everyone knows exactly how drunk you are and that you’re sticking out like a sore thumb. That’s exactly what this photograph reminds us of. It just gives off that “I’m a total outsider on this train” vibe.

We’re sure people were looking at us with amazement and perhaps a little bit of fear, too, just as the people in this picture are looking at that comically-sized dog.

When You Take Your Little Brother for A Walk

Some kids just can’t seem to grow past that phase in which they love their teddy bear to death and feel a strong urge to take him with them wherever they go. We’re not sure why this happens, maybe Freud could shed a bit of light on that occurrence, but we do know that this dog is definitely giving off some “I’m way too attached to my teddy bear” vibes.

Which, just to be clear, is not a bad thing. It’s incredibly cute. Almost too cute, if we do say so ourselves. It’s so cute that we can’t help but feel a little sorry for the guy.

When One Blanket Isn’t Enough

As if one huge dinosaur of a dog wasn’t a good enough blanket, this lady decided that she needed another one. Seriously, how is she breathing under all that weight? That seems like at least 300 pounds of pure dog. We’re not sure we could take that much dog without our bodies crumbling beneath the weight. This is one woman you wouldn’t want to mess with. She’s got fierce companions.

That’s definitely one of the perks of having a huge, monstrously large dog. People won’t mess with you. And if they do, just get another one. That’ll do the trick.

That’s No Guard Dog, That’s A Guard Bear!

This sign should be taken down given just how inaccurate it is. That ain’t no guard dog; no, that’s a fully grown polar bear guarding the premises. Truly, there is nothing more frightening than the prospect of getting mauled by a ferocious dog the size of a T-Rex. We would definitely make sure to stay clear from that building lest the dog somehow broke through the fence and straight-up butchered us.

But that probably wouldn’t happen given just how much of a good boy this dog right here is. Yeah, he would never do something so violent and obscene. He’s so kind-hearted!