4.That Moment When You Audition for A Role as A James Bond Villain
When it came time for him to try out for a part in the upcoming James Bond film as its main villain, this man most certainly went a little bit overkill. Apart from that, nobody informed him that Bond villains are always cat people rather than dog people. Which, by means of the way, is complete anti-cat propaganda? Now, avoid misunderstandings; we are dog people as well, but there is only some cat slander right there.
The setting is exactly set: the big chair, the authoritative presence, and instead of the conventional white Persian cat we get this amazing canine specimen roughly the size of a small car. The irony here is great; whereas Bond villains usually touch their animals with deliberate malice, this massive dog utterly destroys the classic evil mastermind look. Someone followed the supervillain handbook, but unintentionally ordered from the incorrect pet shop.
We also cannot carry on without making some sort of comment about the dog’s total weight. This puppy outweighs the sofa he is chilling on. That’s simply insane. The overall arrangement seems more like a friendly giant decided to crash someone’s attempt at recreating a classic movie scene than like a dark lair. This kind of inadvertent comedy makes you think if perhaps world dominance plans would go better with a loving, large canine friend instead of an aloof feline. Bond villains may have had it wrong all along.
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