Ever wondered what it’s like to live with a dog that could easily be mistaken for a small horse? These gentle giants are redefining what it means to be a lap dog. From Great Danes that tower over their owners to Saint Bernards who think they’re still puppies, these massive canines prove that the biggest dogs often have the biggest hearts. Despite their intimidating size, these furry friends are nothing but gentle souls who just want to cuddle – even if they accidentally squish their humans in the process.

When You Ask Someone How Their Day Was and They Actually Answer

Dude, we didn’t actually want to hear anything about your day. We don’t care about you or anything else for that matter. We just asked because we were trying to be polite. Seriously, some people take those empty gestures of politeness way too seriously. Now sure, it may be a bit hypocritical to feign interest in something, but being polite is just one of those things that hold us together as a society.

Imagine a society where everyone says exactly what’s on their mind at all times. That would be horrible. We would all be crying 24/7. This world needs its share of empty gestures.

Moving Apartments All By Yourself Is Like:

Anybody who has ever been too cheap to hire a moving company to help them move knows the pain of fruitlessly trying to fit a sofa twice the size of an average car into his crummy Toyota. Seriously, trying to move alone will just make you look exactly like this guy trying to shove this quite frankly gigantic dog into the back of his car to no avail. Just give up.

Another funny thing about this picture is that the dog already in the car is pretty big too, but he seems tiny compared to that absolute unit leaning on the car.

Taking the Whole Girl Next Door Thing A Little Too Far

What’s not to like about a little bit of classic romance? There’s nothing more timeless than the story of falling in love with the girl next door. It’s something so engrained into our culture that some people actually model their personality after that image of the sweet, thoughtful, and effortlessly simple girl next door. So who’s to say that canines don’t dream of falling in love with the dog next door, too?

Just look at these two. It’s pretty clear to any and all onlookers that what’s at stake here is nothing short of love at first sight. Their wedding will be beautiful.

That Moment When You Audition for A Role as A James Bond Villain

This guy definitely went a little bit overboard when it came time for him to audition for a role in the new James Bond movie as its prime villian. Besides, didn’t anybody tell him that Bond villians are always cat people and not dog people? Which, by the way, is total anti-cat propaganda. Now, don’t get it twisted, we’re dog people as well, but that’s just some cat slander right there.

We also can’t continue without making some kind of remark regarding the absolute size of this dog. This dog is bigger than the sofa he’s chilling on. That’s just crazy.

When You’re Big but Shy

This is truly life goals. We’re not sure if we mean that as in “it’s a life goal to have a cute dog like this to cuddle with” or as in “these two kind of look like a cute couple as long as you disregard the fact that one of them is a dog.” Truth be told, that dog doesn’t quite look like a dog. It looks like something else.

Perhaps a bear? Yeah, that’s it! This dog isn’t a dog, it’s a bear! That’s the only possible explanation for his terrifically abnormal size. This ain’t no Clifford the Dog, it’s Winnie the Pooh!

When You’re At an Asian Restaurant and Get Creative With the Chopsticks

This is a mildly offensive thing we do every time we go to some kind of Asian restaurant. It doesn’t matter if it’s a Chinese restaurant, a Korean restaurant, a Vietnamese restaurant, or any other Asian restaurant for that matter, as long as we get chopsticks, rest assured that we are going to put them in our mouths and act as though we were walruses, and there’s nothing you nor anyone else can do about that.

And look at this dog doing the exact same thing: can you blame him? No, you can’t. This is both adorable and hilarious. We wish we looked this cute doing the exact same thing.

When You Have to Babysit Your Little Brother

This brings back many memories of sleepless nights babysitting our younger siblings. Not that we had any fun during those days, but they wouldn’t go to bed nor shut up, so they turned into sleepless nights. This picture just gives off that particular vibe. Look at the dog, he looks as though he’s just fed up with everything, and that’s exactly how we felt back then. Good riddance to those days.

Or, you could interpret this picture in quite a different manner: perhaps this dog is just extremely focused on protecting the baby. That’s also very dog-like behavior if you know what we mean.

When You Smell Food You Can’t Eat Yet

This dog definitely looks like us throughout the hours before Thanksgiving, when a hefty bunch of the food we’re going to eat in just a few hours is ready, but we’ve got to wait until all the guests arrive and whatnot. We’ll just sit there in the living room, drooling our souls out, waiting for us to finally gain permission to stuff our faces with delicious Thanksgiving foods. Oh, the agony.

This huge dog’s owner is totally trying to keep him from pouncing on whatever he smelled for dinner. Frankly, we’re quite surprised she’s managed to hold him back, given his size.

Riding the New York Subway Is Like:

Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of riding the New York subway knows what we’re talking about. We’re not quite sure why, but some of the most unhinged, weirdest, freakishly odd people tend to gather on the New York City subway. We’re not sure why that’s the case, but that’s just part of the New York charm, we guess. We’ve seen this huge dog in a human form quite a few times.

But the most important thing about this picture, and life at large, is that this dog’s enjoying himself. He seems to be digging his time on the train. Can’t blame him.

Looks Can Be Deceiving

They say you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover. That being said, you also probably shouldn’t go around judging a tree before it had the chance to grow from its sprout. And if those two things are true, then you definitely shouldn’t try to anticipate a dog’s size just by looking at his size as a puppy. Mother nature always finds a way to surprise us, we guess.

But we’re going to have to talk about this dog’s incredible growth sprout. We never knew dogs could even grow at such a scale. Guess dogs aren’t born big; they become big.

This Is What Waking Up With A Hangover Feels Like

Listen up kids, the older you get, the more serious, severe, and generally debilitating your hangovers tend to get. Nowadays, nights that we wouldn’t have even considered “drinking nights” just a few years ago have left us in a state very similar to the one in this photograph. We feel for this dog because we know exactly what he’s going through. Somebody should make the poor fellow a hangover-appropriate breakfast.

Or perhaps this dog isn’t going through a painful hangover after all, and he’s just taking a nice nap on the sofa. During the daytime. Man, we kind of wish we were him.

Who’s the Cutest Cowboy in the Wild West?

This cute little puppy, who truthfully isn’t that little at all, is totally rocking the wild west cowboy look. We just know this adorable guy is going to embark on a long, everlasting journey in pursuit of gold and the true spirit of America, all the while trying to find himself and solving several different local disputes across different towns. Yeah, this dog is a true American hero. Good for him.

Whoever wrapped that bandana around this titan of a dog’s neck knew exactly what he was doing. He made his pet into the cutest little cowboy to ever walk the Earth.