7. DIY Doorbell
Estimated New Cost: $199* (Installation Included)
Estimated Cost (DIY): *$0
If you would like a new doorbell, you may purchase one from Home Depot and have it installed for $199. Alternatively, if someone wants to access you and your family, you could just tear the doorbell cover off its hinges and force them to participate in a fifth-grade scientific experiment.

DIY Doorbell via Pinterest and @diply
“To ring the doorbell, connect the wires,” the letter instructs. We’re going to presume that this would take the same amount of time as simply hitting a button because we have no idea how doorbells operate, and Google provided a rather unclear answer. The pleasurable, energetic jolt that frequently follows handling electrical wires is an added component.
