Size matters not, as these enormous dogs would tell you – if they could talk! Meet the world’s biggest “lap dogs” who haven’t gotten the memo about their size. These lovable giants bring joy, laughter, and occasional chaos to their homes. From accidentally knocking over furniture with their wagging tails to trying to hide under coffee tables they outgrew years ago, these oversized pups prove that sometimes the biggest dogs have the most endearing personalities.

When Your Dog Could Pass for Your Brother

Look, we don’t want to be the ones to point this out because we don’t want to be insensitive to anyone, but this dog definitely looks like a human. Either that or this human definitely looks like a dog. We’re not quite sure which statement is truer in this case, we only know that they definitely could pass for brothers. You know you’ve made it when your dog looks like it does taxes.

All this dog’s missing is just a pair of nice sunglasses, and he would look exactly like an unshaven version of his owner. We wish we had a pet that could pass for our double.

When Your Blanket’s in the Laundry

Anyone who’s too lazy to do his fair share of chores knows that when resources start running out, that’s exactly when you have to start getting creative. Take this guy, for example; he ran out of blankets. That makes sense. It happens to the best of us. So what did he do? He used his own furry friend as a living, breathing blanket. Truly, a one of a kind solution.

And yet, this may just be taking the whole weighted blanket thing a little bit too far. Like, this dog probably weighs a ton. Maybe even two tons. Perhaps three.

“So What Breed Is Your Dog? ” “Big. “

Where do people even find these kinds of dogs? Like, is there some kind of big dog warehouse chain with a bunch of different branches scattered across the country? That’s probably the only explanation we can think of as to how all these people managed to get their hands on these titan dogs. Either that or there’s some kind of secret dog-growing formula going around town. There’s no other option.

We do have to say, though, that these two sure do make a cute pair. Like, it’s clear that they love each other dearly. One of the most iconic human and huge dog duos of all time.

When You Wake Up Your Parents on A Lazy Weekend at 7AM

We’re not going to lie, this is totally us when we were kids, nonchalantly waking up at parents at ungodly hours in the morning (heck, the sun probably wasn’t even up), as if we weren’t inadvertently causing them to suffer from sleep deprivation. Growing up, it’s amazing just how they didn’t scream at us for not letting them sleep in on the weekends. This picture definitely reminds us of that whole scenario.

We can tell by the look on this dog’s face that he isn’t too pleased with what’s going on. We imagine that that was the exact face our parents made.

“Hold Me I’m Scared”

It doesn’t matter how huge and terrifying and strong you are, the soul is a delicate thing, and everyone gets scared of things they really shouldn’t be that scared of. This is as true for humans as it is for dogs, as showcased by this image right here. This huge canine is practically pleading to be held as he and his owner wait on some chair for something unknown.

Going by the way this dog is looking, he and his owner are probably waiting for the vet. It’s true, nothing terrifies dogs more than a visit to the vet.

Netflix and Chill?

There’s nothing in the world more gratifying and satisfying than just taking a day off to watch a little bit of TV with your dog. All the better if your dog happens to be the size of an Ikea couch. This picture just screams wholesome. The way the boy and his dog are just huddled up together on the couch is probably something that the kid’s parents will treasure forever.

There is just one thing bugging us about this picture, though, and that’s the way the kid and the dog are facing. They’re obviously not looking in the same direction. What are they looking at?

David VS Goliath

This is a battle as old as time itself. A timeless tale of brains against brawn, of an underdog (and we mean this quite literally, seeing as there is a dog under a table in this picture) overcoming the odds.  The only problem we have with this picture is that it would’ve been much fitting if the dog represented David and not Goliath. Then he would indeed be the underdog.

This picture also goes to show just how much contrast plays a role in our perception of size: we’re not sure if that’s a huge dog, or if that cat is just really small.

Medieval Carriages Be Like:

We’re not going to lie, this image definitely reminds us of those horse carriages that were used for travel before some smart people banded together and invented the automobile. These dogs truly would have made for great carriage horses back in the day. This image just makes us want to dress up as though we were on our way to a fancy ball somewhere in Victorian England. Quite the vibe.

We also love just how similar these two dogs are. The symmetry between them is totally what makes this image so great. Can’t go wrong with a pair of cute, identical dogs.

A Winter Wonderland Moment

Aww, this picture is just so adorable! Is there anything any cuter than an infant in a bunny suit just vibing in the snow with his furry companion (which, as you can see, is quite frankly enormous)? We’re pretty sure there isn’t, and if there is, it probably involves a baby and a huge dog doing something else. This is definitely what family life is all about. Truly a great picture.

How’s the Weather Up There?

We’re not sure if you’ve already noticed, but one of the dogs in this picture is sizably larger than the other one. You know, just thought we’d point that out for a second. The contrast between these two is just perfect. One of them is so adorable and small, while the other one is so adorably huge! It’s crazy that the smaller dog can actually fit under the huge dog’s body.

It seems as though these two are getting along, though, and that’s definitely what’s most important about this picture. There’s nothing more adorable than two dogs of different sizes hanging out together.

When Your Boyfriend Makes You Pose for A Selfie You Weren’t Ready for

Anybody who has ever accidentally opened up his or her’s phone’s front camera (you know, the selfie camera) knows just what we’re talking about. For some reason, it’s just impossible to look good in that selfie camera if you open it by accident. We’re not sure if it’s the camera or the angle, but something about that scenario is just way too unforgiving. Selfie cameras – can’t live with them, can’t live without them.

Somebody should definitely think of suing smartphone manufacturers for all the self-esteem issues their front cameras have caused over the years. We’re sure whoever does that would make a killing.

When You See Your Ex in Public

There’s no helping this guy, no matter how much his owners may try to comfort him. There’s just no easy recovering from seeing your ex in public like that. Look at this guy’s face; he is in utter dismay. He can barely believe what he’s seeing. His heart has plunged down all the way to his pants while his brain is still trying to process what he’s seeing before him.

That is, at least, what this photograph of a huge dog making a silly face reminds us of. Maybe that’s just us and our specific, heartbroken imagination. That’s probably it.