13. Variety Candy Pack
Cost: $2–$4* Produced by: Candy Company
Acquired at: Name withheld
We’re ready to wager that this candy pack only costs a few dollars; fortunately, it’s inexpensive because this isn’t exactly a fair purchase. A buyer purchased a package of “variety” candies with the intention of obtaining a balanced taste experience.
Candy Pack with Varieties for Mildly Irritated People
He opened the pack expecting to find watermelon, cherry, and orange candy, but all he found were orange candies and one lonely, depressing green one. If not, this buyer is, as they say, up a creek. Hopefully, he prefers orange.
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