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Oh, children. A bunch of children are seen in this image, which was shared on Reddit by @Energylegs23, during a Coast Guard demonstration. They are there to learn about the many responsibilities the Coast Guard has to maintain the security of our borders while donning life jackets.
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It appears that they are also there to pelt people in the face with fire hoses. Many people are unaware of how powerful a fire hose can be; its pressure exceeds 100 bar. This implies that the unfortunate Coast Guard guy will have a large bruise on his face—possibly with an awkward backstory—when he swims back to the surface.
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