12. Ice Cream Comes in Half
Cost: $4.99* Produced by: Enlighted
Acquired from: supermarket
Anyone have any nightmares about ice cream? You’re excited about a sweet treat and believe that a pint of joy is waiting for you. However, surprise! surprise! It looks like a pint that decided to go on a diet when you open the freezer—it’s literally cut in half!

Ice cream comes in half portions, which is moderately annoying.
The question arises: did the ice cream melt on its own, or is this a new math equation where half equals the whole? We continued to laugh and maybe speculate about the mysteries of freezer magic.
