7. A Dolphin Experience
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The wrong banana was selected for the job, as a result.
The spouse of this woman was merely attempting to demonstrate the fact that cooking is a love language. Most likely, he intended to make his wife a similar cocktail that he had seen online. Unfortunately for him, his banana did not resemble the image at all.
A Moment With A Dolphin:Expectation vs. Reality
To be fair, the image on the left does appear to have undergone significant photo editing. Because the spotting indicates that the bananas have ripened, it is nearly impossible to find a banana as smooth as this one. Perhaps he could consider storing half-ripe bananas in a cold, dark location for his next attempt to prevent them from ripening further.