Our pets have such a hard time with us: we don’t only take them to vet and wash them with shampoo, but we also dress them up in strange costumes, laugh at their awkward jumps, and post their bad photos online. And our cats and dogs are ready to forgive us, but only because they love us.

We at Bright Side really wanted to imagine what our pets would say if they could speak to us. And at the end of the article, there is a cute bonus with a motorbike dog.

1. When your silly human got into the bathtub full of water again:

17. “And where am I supposed to sleep now?”

18. “So, I can’t run at night, I can’t scratch the couch, I can’t bite you. What can I do?”

Bonus: A dog named Waffles accompanies his owner on trips. The seat for the dog has a seatbelt and Waffles has an entire wardrobe for these trips.

© Waffles / Twitter

What would your pets say if they could speak?