7. Cook Sober at All Times
Estimated Cost: $10–$20* Result: Burned pizza due to intoxicated cooking
We can’t argue with the words of wisdom that Jack Morlen on X, formerly known as Twitter, shared with the rest of us in the summer of 2016. “Reminder to self… It read, “Don’t cook when intoxicated.
Never Cook When Intoxicated @jackMorienMusic/Twitter
A completely burned pizza—the kind you should only bake for about twenty minutes—was shown in the caption. But Jack was inebriated and didn’t see his pizza, which led to this burnt mess.